MINI MORTY"S BURGERS Three mini burgers served on a whole wheat bun topped with tomato and pickle. Served with a side of mustard and relish. Perfect for sharing! 8.99 ANTIJITOS A spicy jalapeno, red pepper and cream cheese blend spread on flour tortillas. Served warm with sour cream and salsa... 7.99 HUMMUS A light mix of chick peas and garlic. Friendly with the leaf eaters. Served with crispy pita chips... 7.49 MORTY'S FAMOUS BRUSCHETTA French loaf topped with fresh tomatoes, onions, and garlic. Stone baked and smothered in cheddar cheese... 8.99 JALAPENO POPPERS From a secret Puerto Loco recipe. Red jalapenos and cream cheese enveloped in a tasty breading. Served with sour cream... 7.49 MOZZARELLA STICKS Oooey goooey battered mozzarella cheese sticks. Served with pizza sauce for dipping... 7.99 MORTY'S QUESADILLA EL DIABLO Sinfully spicy!!! Flour tortillas stuffed with mixed cheese, hot peppers, red onion, tomato, and a fiery hot Italian Chorizzo sausage. Served with sour cream and salsa... 7.99 APPETIZER PLATTER As much deep fried goodness as we can fit on one plate. Comes with onion rings, mushroom caps, jalapeno poppers, mozza stix, spicy onion strips, cheese and bacon filled potato skins. We tried to make it healthy with some veggies. Dips are ranch, sour cream, and Morty’s signature dill... 18.99 MORTY'S MANDARIN CHICKEN BALLS Chicken balls served on a bed of lettuce with our own sweet and sour sauce... 8.99 WARM SPINACH AND ARTICHOKE DIP A warm blend of Spinach and Artichokes with Asiago and Feta cheese. Served with crispy pita chips... 8.49 BAKED GARLIC BREAD Six pieces of garlic toast. Stone baked to perfection... 5.49 Add cheese... 0.59 Add bacon... 0.59 Add tomato... 0.59 SPRING ROLLS A tiny taste of the Orient, right here at Morty’s. Three fried vegetable rolls served with tangy plum sauce... 7.99 ONION STRIPS Morty’s Pub will not be held responsible for any failed dates that result from the bad breath these little dandys create. Jalapeno beer-battered onion strips. Spiceee! Served with sour cream... 6.99 MUSHROOM CAPS Nothing better than breaded deep fried fungus. Served with sour cream... 6.99 QUESADILLAS Flour tortillas stuffed with mixed cheeses, tomatoes, green peppers, and red onions. Baked to perfection and served with sour cream and salsa... 6.99 With chicken... 8.49 POTATO SKINS Golden fried potato skins covered with cheddar cheese and filled with your choice of bacon or tomatoes. Served with our signature dill dip... 6.99 VEGGIE PLATE Seasonal fresh veggies served with ranch and blue cheese... 7.99 Served with sour cream and salsa and jalapenos. EL REGULAROS Melted Monterrey Jack cheese served on crisp tortilla chips. Regular... $8.99 Large... $15.99 EL VEGITARO Crisp corn tortilla chips smothered with tomatoes, green peppers, hot peppers, and red onions and covered in Monterrey Jack cheese... Regular... $9.99 Large... $16.99 EL LOADEO Nacho chips topped with green peppers, tomatoes, red onions, and your choice of chicken or beef.... Regular... $10.99 Large... $17.49 *Extra Sour Cream / Salsa / Guacamole... 0.69 *Extra Cheese (For those who love cheese we pile on a mountain of it!!!)... 2.99 All sandwiches come with choice of: fries, soup, or house salad. Upgrade to a side poutine, onion rings, all-dressed fries or Caesar salad for 1.49, or a side Greek salad for 1.99 HOT BEEF SANDWICH Juicy shaved slow cooked roast beef heaped on your choice of white or whole wheat and smothered with gravy mmmm…Beefy goodness... 9.49 CHICKEN SANDWICH A grilled chicken breast served on pannini bread with cheddar cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato... 9.49 CHICKEN RANCH WRAP A grilled chicken breast drizzled with Ranch dressing and rolled in a flour tortilla with fresh lettuce and tomatoes... 8.49 MOOCHO MEXICAN A grilled chicken breast mixed with sour cream and salsa, then served in a wrap with fresh lettuce and tomatoes.... 8.49 ROAST BEEF HOAGIE You loved it at lunch? Well now we have it at dinner. Shaved, slow cooked roast beef smothered in our tangy BBQ sauce and sautéed onions. Topped with mozzarella cheese.... $9.49 THE CLUBHOUSE All the usual club fixin’s on your choice of white or whole wheat bread.... 8.99 MORTY'S CLASSIC BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH Egg dipped breaded chicken breast drenched in your choice of mild, medium or hot sauce. Served on a fresh kaiser bun with lettuce, tomato, and your choice of Blue Cheese, Ranch, or Signature Dill dressing... 9.49 MORTY'S BLT B=Bacon L= Lettuce T= Tomato. Served on white or whole wheat bread.... 7.99 EXTREME BBQ CHICKEN CLUB A perfectly grilled chicken breast bathed in BBQ sauce and served on a toasted kaiser bun with mayo, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.... 9.49 If you order a panzerotti Jay tends to wince coz we lose our shirts on them... PANZEROTTI Prepared either baked or fried (cheese and sauce only)... $6.49 Additional items... $0.89 Gourmet Items (count as two regular items) PIZZAS We make the 6th most famous pizza in the 519 area code. So there... Pizzas are available both regular crust and thin crust Cheese and sauce... 10"(4 slices)... $6.49 12"(8 slices)...$8.49 16"(12 slices)...$10.99 Each extra item... 10"... $0.89 12"... $1.49 16" $1.79 TOPPINGS pepperoni green olives green peppers ham tomatoes extra sauce black olives onions italian sausage jalapenos extra cheese mushrooms bacon hot peppers ground beef pineapple GOURMENT TOPPINGS (Gourmet toppings count as two regular toppings) Chicken Chorizzo Sausage Sun dried Tomatoes Broccoli Feta cheese EXTREME PIZZA You love the sandwich? Now have it in pizza form. Served thin crust and topped with chicken, bacon, tomato, Monterrey Jack cheese, and BBQ sauce... 10.49 THE MAMA MORTINO A true classic! Nice and easy. An old-fashioned hand tossed eight slice thick crust pizza with double cheese and double pepperoni. Darrell’s favourite... 10.49 FISH AND CHIPS Pollock fillets battered and deep-fried to a crisp golden brown. Served with coleslaw, tartar, and fries... 8.99 BUFFALO CHICKEN FINGERS Breaded chicken strips splashed in your choice of mild, medium or hot sauce. Comes with ranch, blue cheese, or our signature dill and served with your choice of fries, soup, or salad... 8.99 MOM'S HOMEMADE CHILI A hearty beef chili made by mom. We keep her here 24 hours a day just to make it for you. Served with your choice of white or whole wheat toast... 7.49 MORTY'S NIGHTLY PASTA FEATURE A different pasta every night of the week. Pasta is served with a Caesar salad appetizer and a piece of garlic toast. Available after 5 pm... 12.99 Eat-in only please. MORTY'S AAA SIZZLIN' STEAK A 10 ounce AAA cut steak smothered in BBQ sauce and grilled to order. Served with coleslaw, and topped with breaded portabella mushrooms. Served with your choice of fries, soup, or salad... 16.99 POTATO & CHEEEESE PACK PEROGIES Fluffy potato pastries served golden brown with sour cream, homemade bacon bits, sautéed onions, and cheddar cheese... 8.49 ORIGINAL CHICKEN FINGERS Strips of breaded chicken served with tangy plum sauce. Comes with fries, soup, or salad... 8.99 HOMEMADE OVEN BAKED LASAGNA Delissimossa!!! (That may or may not mean tasty in Italian but we’re gonna say it anyway). Comes with a Caesar salad appetizer and is served with a slice of garlic bread.... $10.99 Voted best wings by Waterloo chronicle and its readers! Our crispy meaty wings have been a mouth watering favourite for over twenty-five years!!! Pick the potency: Mild, Medium, Hot, BBQ, Honey Garlic, Suicide, Super Suicide, Dry Cajun, Wet Cajun, Sweet’n’sour. Small(6)... $7.99 Medium(12)... $13.99 Large(18)... $18.99 Party Pak(25)... $24.99 Wings are available breaded or unbreaded. VEGGIES A bunch o’ carrots and celery with your choice of, ranch, blue cheese, or signature dill... 1.39 FRIES Plain... 2.99 add Gravy... .69 POUTINE Made from a secret Quebecois recipe... 5.99 ONION RINGS Crunchy battered Onion rings... 3.49 ALL DRESSED FRENCH FRIES We were gonna call them Kitchen sink fries. We just didn't have enough storage space for that many kitchen sinks. Our seasoned fresh-cut fries topped with homemade bacon bits, green onions, mixed cheese, and ranch dressing drizzled on top... 6.99 MORTY'S HOMEMADE GRILLED BURGER One of our best-kept secrets. We make these burgers from scratch with secret ingredients and lots of TLC. These half-pound burgers are served on a fresh kaiser bun with lettuce, tomato, pickle, relish, and mustard. Served with fries, soup, or salad... 7.99 VEGGIE BURGER For our health conscious friends, dragged through the garden and served with relish and mustard... 7.99 TOPPINGS (Each additional topping... 0.69) Cheddar cheese Monterrey Jack cheese Mozzarella cheese Jalapenos Salsa Pizza Sauce Mayo Mesquite Mayo Cajun Mayo Horseradish Mayo Hot peppers Bacon Sauteed Onions Sauteed Mushrooms BBQ sauce Pepperoni Salad dressings: Ranch, Blue Cheese, French, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Oil & Vinegar, Light Italian, Honey Raspberry, Toasted Sesame, Signature Dill BUFFALO CHICKEN SALAD Morty’s Classic Buffalo Chicken breast soaked in your choice of sauce and served on fresh tossed greens with your choice of salad dressing and a piece of garlic bread... 8.49 GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD Slices of grilled chicken served on top of fresh lettuce and Monterey Jack cheese. Your choice of salad dressing and a piece of garlic bread... 8.49 SANTE FE TACO SALAD An edible bowl filled with fresh lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, and green peppers. Served with a dressing of your choice and salsa. Your choice of chicken or beef... 8.49 MORTY'S SOUP DU JOUR The soup of the day painstakingly made in the confines of the Morty’s Pub research labs. Guaranteed to warm your tummy. Appetizer sized... 2.99 Dinner sized... 4.99 MORTY'S HOUSE SALAD Fresh iceburg greens mixed with tomatoes, green peppers, red cabbage, and shredded carrots. Your choice of dressing and served with garlic bread... Small 3.99 Large... 5.99 GREEK SALAD Mixed greens served with tomatoes, red onions, cucumber, black olives, and feta cheese. Tossed in a Greek Vinaigrette and served with a slice of garlic bread. A recipe straight from Athens... Small... 4.99 Large... 7.49 Add Chicken... 2.99 CAESAR SALAD All hail Caesar!!! Fresh romaine lettuce mixed with real bacon bits, croutons and creammmmy Caesar dressing. Served with garlic bread... Small... 4.99 Large... 7.49 Add chicken... 2.99 Gingerale, Coke, Sprite, Orange, Diet Coke, Soda Water, Tonic Water, and that's about it... 10oz... 1.59 20oz...2.39 Rootbeer & Sprite Zero (591ml)... 2.99 Cranberry, OJ, Clamato, Ice Tea, White Milk, Chocolate Milk... 10oz... 1.79 20oz... 2.69 Pineapple Juice, Tomato Juice... 1.99 Coffee/Decaf... 1.99 Tea (Regular)... 1.99 Tea (Earl Grey)... 1.99 Hot Chocolate... $2.39 * Please be advised for groups of 8 or more one bill and 15% gratuity will be added. Prices do not include tax.